You fucking animals. Triscuits are the best cracker.

I can tell you right fucking now that if my wife ever called me Father I would take our children and run.

This is exactly how I do it.

It looks like a Z4 on Muscle Milk

This is incorrect. Deadspin is a blog, this “post” is also a blog.

Testosterone (et. al.) are fat soluble, so they tend “stay in your system” for a long time. Substances that are water soluble are more easily disposed of.

Fuckin’ nice.

CEOs, allegedly, have more than one responsibility. This might explain their exorbitant salaries.

So you’re saying the CEO of a company is not responsible for employees being treated properly and fairly?

If there was a literal fist fight in the NBA both players would be fined astronomical figures and suspended for multiple games. They would not be asked to have a 5 minute time out.

You do understand that fighting is allowed in hockey, but it is not allowed in basketball?

Can you imagine how insufferable the person who buys this house is?

Hamilton,

Kevin and Albert have covered this very well

jesus christ

It could work!

I truly feel bad that Porzingis is stuck on this team.

It took me 30 seconds to option a Grand Cherokee out to over 80K. People will buy these things.

it sure makes calls, doesn’t it