I like how David Oyelowo is like, “y’all white folks ain’t gonna freak out too badly, are you?”

Shit, I wish I had read your comment first...

That sentence could be applied to the entirety of the game, both in that it struggles at times with the uncanny valley and in that it is about a valley filled with robots.

TFW a typo turns someone into an immortal alchemist.

Default settings. You’re just blinded by the whiteness of these amazing teeth.

The continued existence of those fucks is sticking in my craw.

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

Counterpoint: bash each other with turkey legs until everyone is unconscious.

Red looks about ready to say his first words:

There is already a short saying for it. “When you assume; you make an ass out of u and me.”

She later learned that it was just some random cosplaying her boyfriend.

Preparation for the inevitable ocean wars that will happen after climate change floods all coastal cities.

#allmenincludingbrothers

sean lennon seems less human and more hipster reduction.

For some reason Kotaku has decided to give me this platform so I’m going to use it to share a very specific joke that I still find funny: this video of a band that Academy Award Winning Doom nerd Trent Reznor played in pre-Nine Inch Nails. They are called Slam Bamboo, you’re welcome.

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

I thought the Divine Gate OP was one of the best of the season musically, even though I dropped the anime weeks ago.