He is wearing a suicide-watch smock. It’s made of a very thick material that can cover you, without allowing you to hang yourself with it.

A “real leader” in his field, nobody thought of making a couch out of guns before Gregory did.

My only only only hope is that there’s as much correlation between campaigning skill and governing skill as there has been, traditionally — which is to say, basically zero. But hoping makes me fart, so it’s tough.

“Big ass gun? That’s nothin come take a look at my couch over here. Pick One”

The first time in quite a while a Bills quarterback successfully passed an entire quarter.

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

The thinking, which I agree with as an impartial party, is that the people responsible for Sandusky are either fired, dead, or in prison, so punishing the football players, students, other Penn State athletic teams/athletes that depend on football revenue to fund their existence, and State College, PA businesses who…

WHY DON’T THEY JUST MAKE THE WHOLE CONDOM OUT OF SALIVA THEN?!!?!

Beckman’s

SOURCE: Tony LaRussa is driving around St. Louis, texting his family for his own address.

Making the bed is gonna be a hard pass for me until I die and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Robot umps would never mess around like this. They’d just tear your head clean off as soon as their ego units malfunctioned.

“What’s better than having Bargnani on this team? Having TWO Bargnanis on this team. I call that my Bargnani metric, nerds.”

You don’t need to discuss much.

When all you have are ossicones, the world looks like something you would hit with your ossicones.

Amos Zereoue.

Not surprising, Brazzersville tells us all the time that 25 year olds are barely legal girls.