There’s a 100% chance that the flag wasn’t super-glued to his hands.

oh god thank you. I’m so glad this is just between us!

To be fair if somebody grabbed my hair and dipped it in paint I’d react pretty much the same way.

Hahaha!

So doing this. My son thanks you in advance.

yea I think some people are willing to play with tree rats like that. Try this: Make teeny tiny paper books by folding a card in half, with peanut butter in the middle. Put it wherever stupid squirrels are invading your life. It looks like they are reading books when they eat the pb. It is the only time I have ever…