From this angle they do look more similar, but in person I find them much easier to distinguish than the Audis.

I'm sure Doug is amused that you used a crotch shot for this particular comment.

I love those grille stripes.

...And then punch him in the face when he says "yes."

Say "sick M badges, dude! Do they have those at Pep Boys now? I want some for my Camry."

Ferrari's F1 names have been even more scatterbrained and haphazard than their road cars. If you gave someone this list and told them to put it in order...

McLaren LaMcLaren?

Try owning a Saab 96.

the "MP4-12C plus" or something else totally ridiculous.

What should it be called instead? The 2002. Everybody gets that.

What should it be called instead? F70. No nonsense.

I just wanna say, I signed up to Kinja today for the express reason to thank you for these posts, Tavarish. I love em, and they've made me re-consider my car buying habits (which have consisted of turbo'd Subarus for the better part of the last 12 years). Keep up the good work!

...did these happen to age pretty well or something? Why do I suddenly find it so attractive?

Still not worth it. Once any special edition German cars runs out of warranty you should ditch it. They are some of the most expensive cars to properly maintain. I buy and sell cars at auction and avoid any 2000 7 series cars like the plague. There is a reason why you can pick them up at auctions for 4k. There is a 06…

So basically, there now exists a four-door family car that will beat all but the most elite cars in the 0-60 sprint.

687 LB-FT OF INSTANT TORQUE!!! WITH AWD!! *Floors it and breaks neck*

So he parked like a douche to show the Vette owner that he parked like a douche?

No car is allowed two spaces. Well maybe a Ferrari. For all the other cars safety in case of fire.

Im glad there is a gigantic red circle on the thumbnail, I would have had no idea what was going on otherwise.

sure it was, for two reasons: