It's kinda like masturbating with your other hand.

It's an auto, sadly.

Shifting with your left hand must seem very strange.

It has the tent; you don't need to see the other cars.

I want that SEC so bad. So so very bad.

Just use the metric system:

I want, I want so badly.

What's with the 4-speed? Don't NASCAR cars even have 5 speeds?

Gotta disagree...That weird sort of asymmetry was part of what made the D-Type so cool to me, this is kind of a throwback to the same design.

You'll like it when you roll over.

What are your alternatives?

Its not quite as cool as the concept. As usual.

Let me chime in about those awful wheels.

The color isn't bad, but the body-colored wheels are.

There is no well documented third party record of an E60 M5 actually achieving "204 MPH" in standard production line stock form, nor it is possible per the laws of vehicle dynamics (which include aerodynamics).

I could see not including the Hellcat Charger because it doesn't really exist as a production car yet — but excluding the CTS-V is unconscionable, since it would be in the top three here.

The point was to find the other fast sedans...we obviously know all about the Hellcat.

The Rapide S will actually hit 203 and run to 60mph in 4.2 now with the new Touchtronic II gearbox.

Winter driving abilities do not usually make for an exciting car to write about. Plus, don't you already have a Strange Rover? My mum used to have one like yours, on Blizzaks that absolutely conquered the white stuff.

Women give zero fucks about Ferraris or another type of car like it. I first learned that when I was in South Beach years ago and the guy in the bright red 430 Spyder was stopped desperately trying to get the attention of two girls walking down the street who completely ignored him and kept walking. My neighbor has a…