fortunately both are alive.

Why do you say “fortunately”? The girlfriend, maybe.

He barely scraped by....

Maybe he will see the light at the end of the tunnel....

Absolutely. It’s a parts replacement. The spirit of the vehicle carries over with the radiator cap.

That’s actually a user interface feature. They realized that anyone who ordered a $27000 Dart probably didn’t know which side the driver went on. #shotsfired

Having owned a BMW of a few years ago (2009), I am befuddled by the notion that anything could be less reliable.

(Not so) grounded to the ground.

“Well, it’s in Hazzard, it’s in a hurry and it ain’t a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he’s probably up to no good. “

Pretty sure Über’s been throwing itself under the bus since its “disruptive” unvetted-rapey-driver inception, couple two three years now. Way before even Candidate Trump. And it is now crystal clear that like all dysfunctional entities, it starts at the top- regardless of how cool and good an idea looks on paper.

-$2000, and I get to kick Marchionne in the nuts.

That was his dad!

His distant relative, 2Booth.

Fuck him.

Wow. What a completely unpredictable outcome. Literally no one could have foreseen this.

This is one of the very rare circumstances where I look at a situation and say “I can’t believe my premiums are indirectly supporting this fucking idiot.”

His feats finally cost him his feets.

He was only off by two feet.