"So, when selling a used vehicle:

Leave Tom Brady alone! His arm and hand were sore from throwing all those touchdown passes!

I visited Panama 9 years ago and spent an afternoon at the Miraflores locks, the primary locks about mid way at the canal. The crews there are pros and many / most ships going through have something like 12 inches to spare on either side. There's no scratching or banging... those guys know what they are doing. It…

Either you had extremely bad luck or you had the bad luck of being the victim of identity theft. I've had similar experience from identity theft.

These mid-aughts 5-series are great cars to drive, but they are ungodly expensive to maintain. I owned one of these and once it went out of warranty I was spending a minimum of $3500 on maintenance. I was the original owner. I had 45 unscheduled repairs in the first 75k miles.

"This Poor Woman...."

We wanna dance with yo women.

Quite frankly, I'm surprised that the car wash owner..... owned up to it. If he's slimy enough to hire employees who do not know how to drive, I can absolutely imagine that he would say that it wasn't his fault... or that "sorry, this damage clearly happened off of my property." Ugh.

Paul, I like your stories, but THIS one...... ??

Probably the same sort of dumbass who made up some story to his insurance company to cover the damage, then posts the video of what really happened on the interweb.

Then, I set to work on the headlights. These things yellow and fog up pretty badly within months, but I have some stuff that brings them right back again in just a few minutes of work. If you look back up at the engine picture, you can see how yellow and foggy they looked. Then I waxed the car, washed the wheels and,…

Oh, so I guess those notorious passengers proved that there is a God.

Sorry for your loss. The 300 CD is a nice whip that sacrificed its life for yours.

Back in the day my big sister bought one of these new when she graduated from college. It was bile green. Hey, people voted for Jimmy Carter back in the '70s.... lots of questionable decisions made back then. Anyway, horrible cars when new, even more horrible now. Crack pipe.

I think this is a tranny (not that there's anything wrong with that) taking a leak onto the passenger seat. Who among us hasn't had that happen on a Saturday night?

"Passing out on coke in a Porsche full of drugs should see him behind bars for a while," but Yin's penalty could be a lot steeper... drug possession can carry the death penalty in China."

Jeesh, Torch, you really are short. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I love these MKI Capris, but for this price it should have period correct interior and definitely both bumpers. To get the annual motor vehicle inspection passing grade in my state I don't have to do an emission test on a car this old, but no bumpers = automatic fail. So with both bumpers on and a price adjustment…

"If you're Chrome OS-curious....."

"If you're Chrome OS-curious....."

Wow, this 319 is awesome. I never knew these 319's existed.... haven't seen a one of them here in 'Murica. Were they Europe-only?