Wow. Me likey.

Al Baker gives me the creeps.

Orlove, you moron, this is fake, fake, fake.

you were "laughing my head off"?

......so maybe, just maybe the pair of legs dangling off the roof woulda been his first clue that "OMG, THERE IS SOMEONE ON THE ROOF OF MY CAR!"

Crack pipe.

Good for SMART for extending the brand to a larger size vehicle. This will be a big hit in the USA as well as Europe. People want larger vehicles in the city.

Torch - - you misheard - you are not "Jason The Jumper".... after you ate those nachos your wife called you "Jason The Dumper"

I want to NP this whip, but $7k is simply too much. These Qs had air suspension that when they fail make the car unusable until fixed, and fixing the air suspension coast big bucks. So assuming that this type of repair is on the horizon, no way would I pay this type of money. Also, the Q45s from 1994 on with the…

So that's good due diligence, but I'm still skeptical of the stated condition wit the $12k price. A few things that caught my eye with the ad is that the car has a plate on it... if it hasn't been used in 3 years, where I'm from you need to return the plate to cancel the insurance and stop the fees from RMV. Also,…

The author pulled it out of his ass to get more clicks. This is Jalopnik, after all.

The douchebag asshat R8 driver was wearing flip flops when he was arrested at the scene. Now I wouldn't drive like this, but if I did, I sure wouldn't wear sandals.

I owned a house and lived in Highland Park. The $1M selling price is low for that neighborhood. It's at "The Ravine" and the road going by the house is nice and curvey, winding down then up the other side of the ravine. Anyway, sadly the most popular syle of house in the area is McMansion, with most older houses…

Toaster oven? Really? Is this a hipster thing now? I don't know of anyone who actually has a toaster oven that has a kitchen any newer than 1979.

Hint to seller: Don't take pictures of your car with the AutoZone sign across the parking lot.

What is perfection? It sure ain't the Ford Tempo. And I never said that it was a Chevy with a deadly ignition switch or other vehicle you name. Sheesh.

So I am about Clarkson's age and unfortunately the version of the rhyme used when I was a kid had the N word in it.

Torch, I love you ("no homo"), but this article has to get COTD because of the oxymoronic title that includes the phrase "Perfect Ford Tempo." There never was a perfect Tempo because they were all monumental pieces of shyte.

Yes, it's a smart move by Toyota / Lexus, but that won't stop some Chinese company from ignoring intellectual property rights and going ahead to produce and sell "Laxus" knock offs. Because China.

Call me crazy, but the salesman in this picture looks like he would like to take his customer on a late night test drive. Not that there's anything wrong with that... (assuming the lad is over the age of consent, I suppose.)