Hey Fox, take your bullshit and keep it the fuck away from my games please. Shouldn’t you be focused on the WAR ON CHRISTMAS?

I just liked to put in cheat codes and make massive armies of paladins and trebuchets and raid my enemies endlessly.

Some of the graphics in that video reminds me of Persona 5 (all the red, the broken glass image). Don’t get that shitty music near Persona 5, alright?

Well this would obviously be perfect on the Switch, but I guess the Vita will do.

It has more new exclusives than the Xbox One X.

I saw that too. I did the chat thing with a rep and they said it was a technical problem and preorders were still fine. But I have my doubts.

Idk what would’ve happened there. My wife works overnights so she was up, she got an email and was able to preorder. I’ve heard it around that many people didn’t get the email though.

I usually watch streams to go to sleep. Its relaxing and I’m usually too tired to want to play the game myself. I was a younger brother so I grew up watching my older brother play games, I experienced many classics through my brother’s gameplay. So I guess its just something I’m used to.

I think Amazon opened a new page to fool the bots. I got mine there, the page is kinda shady but I guess its legit.

My wife works overnights and she’s been taking that shift to watch for the preorders to drop. She came through last night with Amazon.

I got it on Amazon too. That page is so suspicious though, I wish they’d update it and make it look official so I could rest easy.

The nuclear football is an empty bag. They secretly keep the real one with Obama still.

Today Trump tweeted his support for genocide. He recalled a fake story about General Pershing murdering 49 captured Muslims during the US occupation of the Philippines like it was (or would be if it had ever happened) a good thing. What the actual fuck?

Just a joke man, calm down.

Just in time for the bombs to start dropping in Korea. How timely!

I took a screenshot with the guy in that picture. My own way of showing I was there for the poor guy.

You still with us?

Is shitting all over this book, clearly meant for just some light mindless entertainment, the cool new thing? Sweet. I look forward to more ridiculous over analyzing of it like this silly article.

Release it broken, then patch it, its the video game way!

Good, I’ll finally be able to organize all those games I have on the—oh wait, never mind.