maximuslampus
MaximusLampus
maximuslampus

You never seem pleased. Many of your comments have a sour note of entitlement. Not every post is for you, VGIRoller.

"Plunk her in the spine." -Kirk Gibson

Can I pay them in Bitcoin?

When that "something that doesn't affect you in the slightest" is sex..I'd probably be pissed off too.

Kotaku: The Gamer's Guide

Seriously, reporting on stretchy, thin condoms?

Just imagine that it's not that big.

Coffee sure is good

"Pigment? I don't need no stinking pigment."

You've never had a star and you've been banned 4 times? That's pretty bad.

Probably should have put a comma after the word off....

Grammar.