Oh, your whole front end lights up? That’s cute.

I think that’s Lexus’ final form.

Supersized. 

You’re deranged.

$200k to spend and you’re asking for advice? He doesn’t have a pretty solid opinion of what he wants, or does he simply want to tell someone he has $200k to blow to gloat? 

I saw that blue GT3 in the background and my heart skipped a beat...

NSX. 

CP/NP

2918 Subaru Outback

Ford... doesn’t make the Demon....

$8000! $8000! $8000! And he wanted even more! And these cars look dumb as hell in anything but a hatchback.

I know, right? Where’s the “If you’re driving your kids around, you’ve got to look cool because otherwise they’re going to think you’re just some poor schlub. And how cool can you get for $30k? How about 1970 Ford Torino convertible-level cool?”

Needs yellow splitter guards.

What’s going on here? These are all genuinely helpful suggestions and it makes me uncomfortable.

Mobile Firefox with AdBlock. Vote with your extensions. If a site uses ads unobtrusively, turn it off. Otherwise, fuck ‘em.

General complaint. On mobile on the 1st page there are 12 advertisements, fucking 12 almost 1 to 1. WTF. I’m about done flipping through them and forgetting about jalop for awhile. It’s becoming a jalopy of a auto site come in guys 

That’s the point...there is no smart, equality, or benevolence in any Trump decision tree.

Today in Trump World:

You spin me right round

I deeply love this movie.