And people wonder why Alfa reliability jokes are still funny.  They’ll stop being funny...when they stop being true.

Since VW is killing normal Golf, they should give us the Polo, and call it MiniGolf.

“Hey let’s make this awesome RWD platform and put an awesome engine in it and awesome suspension bits and then let’s make it ugly and impossible to see out of it and when it doesn’t sell we can just make it ugly in a slightly different way but it’ll still be impossible to see out of and nobody will want one” is an…

That is fairly easy :

Hey fellas, your car is here.

For what its worth this is a very good looking car. I love this body style and for the right price I would buy one.

I’m definitely in the minority here, but I’ve always liked the look of this car. It was unique for the time period and stood out on the road. I think the styling has held up pretty well.

More power please.

Mmm. That green paint is to die for. Seriously, carry away my rotting corpse in that one please!

CP at any price.

An Escort cannot create worth, but it can Cosworth.

Another attempt to dress up an Escort.

It’s a hand-made piece of art, and a love letter to his favorite car. Don’t be mean.

“...who is a jeweler and also loves Ford Escorts.” 

Everything else either makes you look like you are driving a boat...

Very nice, but I’m going to wait for the next gen, when they finally make the grille a decent size, fer cryin’ out loud!

Sometimes I wish I could see the videos.

“I love that the video autoplays” - nobody

At this point why don’t they just make the entire bumper a grille?

$20,500? He's Audi his mind!