Screw this thing. Make it 8 ft. tall, and put a giant grille on it. 400 hp, 13 mpg (tops). THAT’S what the people want, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, and I almost forgot: Sell a “Sport!” version. 500 hp, and red brake calipers. Are we done here? Good...

Please tell me the police gave chase in a Charger.

Don’t get the e63 wagon so used for that price get a new 2018 Volvo polestar v60. Plenty available. Here’s one in Culver City

CP

Just rent a Home Depot truck when you actually need to haul stuff.

If it makes you feel any better, here’s my 277k-mile AE86 Corolla GT-S still running it’s never-overhauled 4AGE.

Porsche:

Learn to rev-match, down-shift to the lowest gear that will get you in the powerband, and floor the throttle. I guarantee you won’t have an issue. 66 HP isn’t a lot, but the car probably weighs as much as a Honda Goldwing.  

“John Cock...to...sten.”

Well, he did almost write her off...

A few ways to use Taycan correctly in a sentence, phrase, or title:

Oh, me likey! Me likey very much!

If you want the same exact excitement for 1/10th of the cost, just find a US s4/s6 (years 92-95). Basically the same damn thing, (and there were actual improvements to the motor layout over the RS2) the the main difference is a slightly smaller turbo, smaller brakes, and a 5 speed, oh, and no Porsche branding.

Did someone say generational Audi RS comparo drag race? No? Well, here it is anyway:

Well, here’s why I can’t import an RS2:

Golf isn’t mad, Golf is disappointed

I need to know if the fuel tanks are full or empty before voting.

I think there’s only one solution here:

Are you implying Abe has a problem with Porsches?

NP because it comes with a Lego man wearing a hat in the engine bay.