WHAT...THE...FUCK?

You made me miss LA. And my old commute.

Should have just kept the wagon...

Benz is the first internal combustion engine car with a Patent. Hence the name. NOT ever credited as the first car. Why does every journalist bring this up when talking about cars.

Monkey Motorcycle. Now this needs to be a racing sport

I think I’m in love. That’s my go to song to get pumped before heading out.

When I was a kid (20 yrs ago) I was on a plane from FL to IL. I had a happy meal pail with about 10 lizards in it. When I got off and check there were two. Lol

You’re my inspiration

Or silly

Evil Robot included

I had one too! Bought it as a 2ND vehicle when I lived in Wrigleyville, chicago for the rough winters. They plow the snow right up to the cars and instead of digging it out i would climb in the passenger door to the driver seat and just drive over the small hill of snow.

I finally figured out you humor. It’s Dave Berry!

Was definitely a dead end

I’ll say it Worst article ever...

Not in chicago or indianapolis. My markets. They died. But USA gas has been relatively cheap....

They were everywhere now...

Whatever looks like my daily commute.

Make sure to bring your shark repellent