Rebecca Sugar has been pretty unambiguous that the gems are genderless.

But they dont, they barely understand any human concepts and those that they do they scoff at as nonsense. They identify as stones.

In any way shape or form

They are gems, literally, their gems arent a part of them, their gems ARE them. Their bodies arent real and their age is an illusion.

I dont think KOO is gonna be in power very long, he's a two bit con man and the candy kingdom is a headache to rule at best.

PB was Marcy's band manager and they have bad blood because PB is devious. They're not getting together any time soon. But a cute little elephant married a pig and a cinnamon bun is a fire elementals champion so there's that.

Pearl's so jelly she's Smucker's.
If Greg and Connie are human, what's Steven?

I'd rather have the Tool EP.

Well, it was a Denny's and Marylin Manson so clearly they were both drunk.

And the Darwin Award goes to… I'm sure some dumb ass will top this before the year's up.

The set up got me so sick of Mr. T puns that by the time you got to the title I was already sick of the show. Artfully done, A.V. Club, bravo.

Can Talking Dead be 50% shorter instead?

I watched one episode, was thoroughly uninterested, and never watched another in entirety. My wife loves the show and tries to get me to watch but ive never made it through another entire episode, literally, not interested at all.

Jim Henson and David Bowie were brilliant, Lucas is a fluke. Success does not equal talent.

New Jersey is definitely the worse of the 3 options.

FLINTLOCKS AT DAWN! I'll meet you in New Jersey.

The original star wars trilogy was a fluke. Lucas is a terrible hack, just watch any other movie he's dumped out.

I'm dissapointed by this news.

Well, all the gems are bigger than most of the humans… amethyst aside. And they all can combine into a giant woman. Rose was their leader, too.

I've always found Bonnibell's morals suspect.