Is Brett short for something. It seems like it should be.

Just imagine what it’ll do for their self-confidence after they slay the balrog.

I thought we agreed he beat off in the shower. 

I’m pretty sure every golf course on the planet opens before 7:30 am.

At what time does he assault an immigrant?

Wouldn’t the batter still be able to hear the catcher say “slider, off the outside corner?” I mean you can still hear someone when they’re talking into a microphone.

The correct trim or condition for a sub-50k C2 or air-cooled 911 is a rusty piece of iron with a VIN.

You’re not getting a driveable split window for less than $50k unfortunately.

There are plenty of great looking cars for cheaper. Here’s a few*:

The sarcasm is strong with this one.

For reference:

Technically this particular origin is THE first origin story ever written about the Joker

I was a big fan of that team when Kathy Ireland was their kicker.

Indubidubly the slipped creeper is no bono, as my Messican friends would say.  -  ES

Crypt Keeper is not good.  We need Emmitt Smith back.

This is like, one of the stat-nerdiest posts I’ve ever seen.

Sequel to Hunt for Red October?

It’s all a distraction from their real new weapon!