Titan might be able to steal some more market if it didn’t look like a generic “truck” from a coloring book.

Best car commercial ever. Was instrumental in my formative years.

Perfect impalas are more like 10-15k from what I saw when selling mine last year. But you’re on a better track than Icon.

I know the floor is a little springy, but it looks like she’s able to jump over her own height. That is ridiculous to try to comprehend for a mortal.

It’s a crime of cinema that they chopped the bottom off that shot.

Or Dynojets read high.

Because this is Adequate Man. Or at least it very easily could be filed as such.

Nevermind, reading is hard.

I did this once, with a 8-yr old C5Z that had 10k miles. Best car I ever had, right up until I ran out of talent mid-corner.

Part of the group of people that use the trucks are out all day on a job site.

he told me the guy wanted him to sell it, but every time the dude took it out on a drive, he was killing its value.

We’re not pretending that collection of tubing is going to serve any purpose as a safety device are we? I guess after it tears through the pile of rust that is a fender you might get some bounce off the tires...

I would if I could drive one, I’m sure.

Strange things do happen once in a....uh, once.

Know what’s better than originality? Big, cheap(relative) horsepower.

THis guy must be geographically isolated from suitable repair facilities. Who takes an Italian car to the most notorious quick lube joint in the universe?

Until 2003 it didn’t really matter. And then Chevy started trying to make the ugliest front ends (and fenders circa 07-13) they could dream up, and were successful at it for a solid 10 years.

I know I’m asking the luddite questions, but what is the 5.0 pushing these days?

I’m soooooo glad that I am from a part of the country where this is not considered a nice find and “not too far gone.”

While i agree with your valuation, there is a frightening dearth of running $1000 cars these days. Everyone’s junk is worth gold!