Funny, I just saw your car on c-c this morning.

Swap in some Myer’s rum, call it a Dark n Stormy, and rejoice.

Too damn many.

Not sure about any other orgs, but The Drivers Edge and Chumpcar both had weekend events at COTA in 2015, and CCWS shows another race in 2016. That’s not as prominent as TWS or MSR, but they at least let in a few clowns.

$15k for 4 months of intro wrenching with two weeks of turbo theory? Who thought that would be a fiscally responsible thing to sign up for? If someone has never turned a wrench it seems like a “high performance” tuning workshop is not the best place to start anyway.

Facebook hates Doug way more than Jalopnik does.

Am I the only one who thinks these need SCRAMBLER plastered on the hood sides?

The lords of hell.

Everyone likes to hate the 90sness of the insides, but I don’t think you can call them unreliable.

x-12 minutes: an mutual exchange of offensive gestures begins

Why, exactly, are polo shirts butt?

Also, polo shirts are terrible and adequacy requires you to wear an oxford shirt at all functions.

Was wondering when someone would bring up cowboy boots. Thanks for saving me from finding a picture.

Isn’t HANS more of a fore-aft protection system? The fancy wrap-around seats are to keep you from smashing out the side window.

I don’t usually play this game with ebay, but $9600 and reserve not met doesn’t seem likely to come in under $10k.

I’m months late reading this article, but if people think cars are worth less from a dealer, why do cars at dealers always cost more?

We are legion! Nothing bad really happens, my throat just feels uncomfortable for a little bit.

Well I did put the (?) in there, admitting my shameful ignorance.

Of course. We’re surrounded by dangerous idiots all the time. Lots of them are lazy, some of them ruin perfectly good tires on purpose to look cool.

This is like a late model rat rod approach to hot rodding.