It’s a Shelby Daytona Coupe … I’d have risked going down with the ship to save that car.

“status as a blogger for Deadspin probably doesn’t warrant a response”

So am I reading this right? It's a Porsche without the engine?

I have it on good authority that the world WAS in black & white.

So they forgot to run the TPMS re-learn procedure after rotating the tires? Can’t say that has ever happened to me before.

This wouldn’t have happened if they used a digital tire gau...oh.

Why is this on Jalopnik? 

oh, good grief. i’m not conditioned this way or that just because i don’t like my particular complexion, and that’s not the default truth for anyone else who just happens to not like their complexion either. what a bizarre take.

Tell that to all the modern pickup trucks with touch screens in them.

Cheaper maybe, but WAY more work.

What about tackling and strangling someone? Maybe that’s not a sex offense, but surely tackling and strangling someone is against the law, whether you masturbate on them or not? How did he not get jail time for that?

Well, it kinda does. At least until the national grid is 100% renewable. A kilowatt of renewable energy, even if “allocated” from renewable energy, will still result in a kilowatt of carbon-based power production somewhere on the grid. The only exception might be in the PNW, where spring and summer hydro/wind/solar pro…

I’m not okay with using the word “woke” in an article. :-p

I dunno, an FJ40 with the top off would be max flex...

Audi. Bayer. Siemens. Thyssenkrupp. BMW. Deutsche Bank. You’d be hard pressed to find a German company founded before WW2 that DIDN’T have some relationship/ties to the Nazis.

If you didn’t pretend to be running alongside his car, out of breath, and asking him to pull over.... I’m disappointed.

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

Like a steering wheel in your pants?**

In particular, I noticed the Mitsubishi Pajero in that episode.

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