maximumdanger
Max Danger
maximumdanger

W, J, and N-body GM cars are the automotive equivalent of a Taco Bell Chicken Burrito.

Minor correction: They were the W-body platform.

It looks like they have ice racing spikes on the tires too... It kind of makes you wonder what speed the car can get to before the centrifugal/centripetal/shutupnerdyouknowwhatImean force turns the spikes into deadly projectiles radiating out of the tires.

Counterpoint: Everybody’s going to die from something. You might as well be the one in line at the pearly gates with an interesting story.

I totally am. I’ve been to the Indy 500, the USGP, the NHRA Nationals at IRP, ALMS races at Mid Ohio, and a couple roundy round races at local dirt tracks.

My hangup is the cars don’t look like cars... And I can’t get into NASCAR because there’s no such thing as RWD, solid-axle, pushrod V8 Camry in nature.

If this is more street cruiser than track toy, I’d throw the CTS-V coupe into the mix... 3-pedals, 556hp stock (Or way more with pulley/full exhaust/tune), the perfect amount of oddball styling, where it’s weird without really being handsome or ugly.

GT350 was my first thought as well, given 2014+ restriction. McParland should be voted off the island for picking a freaking Lexus.

Yeah, the universe is a big damn place.

You’re not wrong, but the only reasons to attack humans would be either:

Agreed, but I think it’s a testament to how truly awful cyclists are that the machines would choose to start with them.

You might be thinking of the short lived show ‘LA to Vegas’.  That was a plot point on one of their episodes.

That car looks like what people in the 90's thought cars would look like in the 2020's.

Agreed... Wake me when the killer robits can walk through doorways and up stairs.

Pretty sure that’s a Pagani, bro.

Absolutely brilliant financial move by Bugatti, absolutely stupid fucking car that’s probably already sold.

If you have a Y-chromosome, you compete in men’s... If you don’t, you’re in women’s. Standard doping rules apply.

Those cars will all spend their lives in garages... A typical Nissan Versa will consume more resources over the course of 10 years than any of these hypercars will.

The Z/28 was a helluva car, but GM painted it into a very small corner with the other cars in the showroom... It costed more and had less power than a ZL1, but wasn’t quite as good of a track rat as a C6 Z06, which was similar money.

If they moved the headlights down into the grill, it’d look like a Charger or 2011 Mustang... And be pretty cool looking.