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If they make them all the same, then how would a Fusion driver have a smug sense of superiority when he pulls up next to a Camry at a light on the Monday after a race?

I’ve come close a few times on long road trips just because I’m picky about what gas I use. If I have an 1/16 of a tank and the only station at the next exit is “Jim Bob’s Homemade Gas-Oh-Lean”, I’ll chance making it to the next exit in the hopes of seeing a BP or Shell. It’s been tight a couple times.

Weaving in and out of traffic violently enough that loss of control is a possibility is reckless driving and should absolutely be dealt with.

...Not to mention how long he was STILL sitting at 90+ mph with the cop on his bumper.

Who else breathed a sigh of relief when the old Mini didn’t crash?

The dealerships need to sell the bikes to survive too... People apparently aren’t waltzing in and plopping down wads of cash for great big noisy lumps of chrome like they used to.

I’ll concede they’re far from the most remarkable Ferrari ever made, but in what world is a 348 a styling stumble? I WILL FIGHT YOU!

VAG: “That’s not a defect, that’s a feature!”

Agreed... No visible lug nuts, no center cap, and that doesn’t look like it’d be up to the structural task of being a wheel.

...Is it using 300ZX headlights, just like the Diablo did?

I honest to god thought they disappeared in the mid 2000's.

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Fun obscure fact: The Incredible Hulk recycled a ton of footage from Duel for one of it’s episodes.

If you wanted to be a masochist, it’d be cheaper and less time consuming to just pay someone to cut you and spit in your face... That would probably also put less strain on a marriage than rebuilding a W12.

Good lord... FINE... the car ended up within arms reach of a small creek. You have an empty Starbucks cup in the car that you can use whenever you want for an unlimited supply of drinking water.

A surprising amount of hydration comes from your food.

Yeah it’s not hard... Going suuuuper dark:

So If I moved to CT and became a resident there, I’d have to pay a 9% property tax on a car I bought and paid for 3 years ago, AND pay a different 2.083% property tax on top of that?

I hate to point out the obvious, but I suspect some of these holiday spikes in “theft” are people getting sauced and putting their cars in a ditch, then reporting them stolen after the fact so they can get their insurance money without catching the DUI.

If a brand having to ONLY make supercars is a qualifier, then you wouldn’t consider the 918 to be a supercar (that’s a tough sell)

That’s a bold take... Consider this: The Lamborghini that will replace the Huracan may be based on the 911 platform. Would you say that that LAMBORGHINI, which will presumably be faster than the current Huracan, is not a supercar?