Uh... Okay. The Government Shutdown to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger...

I have a fat PS3 from 2007. Still runs perfectly. GTAV runs smooth as silk on my console.

They get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars. I think you'd endure, somehow...

And he has to do it in a stolen police car. Not only is it more bad ass, but with the use of sirens and lights, he can get traffic to move for a clear road. It's win-win. I better put on my flame suit, before all the safety Nazis come in whining about how I shouldn't call it bad ass. LOL

You win all of the things.

I'm assuming you have no date.