Rapture ravers really grind my gears. Where was divine retribution when Ireland voted for same-sex marriage? Oh wait. God loves America more, we are the gold medal Christians.

But it’s the end of days and these proud warriors are righteously trampling over others rights simply to save souls. There isn’t time to stop and think about anything else. The christian god that was invented in America some time in the late 20th century is bringing the hammer down soon, so people like Kim Davis are…