Then my job here is done.

There isn’t enough Brakleen in the country to erase the memory of reading this comment.

Or you can buy an extremely safe and reliable Panther for the price of a new iPhone and be safe while remaining poor.

Looks like it is maybe 1/2 PSI low in the back.

A glorious, weber-carbed, 180 degree header, V8 noise. The BEST GT noise. Sorry new GT, you fart too much.

A true American hero.

Beat me by three minutes.

Easy answer (if fictional counts)

Yeah, I hope a judge dismisses this case in one second. It’s not like the Porsche made the driver go 40+ over the speed limit. And any vehicle going that speed hitting an object will look like a crumpled soda can.

Instead of “Be jelly!”, the more astute and correct comment was: “That’s kinda ghetto!”.

I assumed these were just a concept feature that would disappear on production models. No thanks, especially on a “family” car.

Fair warning: Watch this on mute.

Gee, might as well NOT buy a 2016 model, if the 2017s are going to be so great...

Well that’s only because HE’S A GAY MUSLIM COMMUNIST WHO HATES AMERICA AND OUR TROOPS, that’s all.

Well, this just ended way under budget, and it screams “surprise first date.” I think I misunderstood the task.

Ah, if only selfie sticks had to be stored in a locked container out of easy reach...

Finally, a vehicle with built-in selfie-stick storage!

Unless she ever gets a photo op on one.