Beat me by three minutes.

Easy answer (if fictional counts)

Yeah, I hope a judge dismisses this case in one second. It’s not like the Porsche made the driver go 40+ over the speed limit. And any vehicle going that speed hitting an object will look like a crumpled soda can.

Instead of “Be jelly!”, the more astute and correct comment was: “That’s kinda ghetto!”.

I assumed these were just a concept feature that would disappear on production models. No thanks, especially on a “family” car.

Fair warning: Watch this on mute.

Gee, might as well NOT buy a 2016 model, if the 2017s are going to be so great...

Well that’s only because HE’S A GAY MUSLIM COMMUNIST WHO HATES AMERICA AND OUR TROOPS, that’s all.

Well, this just ended way under budget, and it screams “surprise first date.” I think I misunderstood the task.

Ah, if only selfie sticks had to be stored in a locked container out of easy reach...

Finally, a vehicle with built-in selfie-stick storage!

Unless she ever gets a photo op on one.

Indeed. I restrict my badmouthing to Volkswagen and Comcast.

Nah, that was pretty boss. Not only did he jump a truck over flaming fire, AND leap out , but just before hitting the water, he also had the wherewithal to remember to do something so trivial!

A justifiable circle jerk? That might be something I’d want in on too!!