This is only marginally relevant:

It looks like the crap we were coming up with yesterday on the face morph thing.

I like to imagine Koenigsegg skis would be made out of carbon fiber with titanium bindings mounted on dampers.

It looks like it has a mustache.

The thing that should not be

My two favorite 4 eyed cars didn't turn out so well

They could just qualify it to no serious injuries or deaths from collisions with comparable vehicles.

Yes and that would make their claim of zero deaths in a volvo unreasonable.

They're safe. They just shouldn't say zero.

Yes and I am all for that. They shouldn't go around claiming its possible to get to zero.

It reduces the chances but it doesn't make the problem go away. I'm just saying that is a bold claim that can't be backed up.

Sure that was an extreme example. Getting hit by a plow truck or having a billboard fall on the car would kill the occupants too.

Its impossible for no one to die in a volvo. That's the same sort of thing as when Christine Gregoire was shooting for zero traffic deaths. Someone will always find a way to get killed. Parking on train tracks and getting hit by a train would be a sure way to do it.

Or every major manufacturer.

Intergalactic automotive centipede.

I don't know much about them. I do know the Allegheny class steam locomotives where some of if not the most powerful and heaviest steam locomotives built. They made 7,500 horsepower but didn't have as much tractive effort as others on this site http://www.steamlocomotive.com/misc/largest.p…. The best on there has…

No he's seriously butthurt.

You just need a rope tethering your belt to the bumper. Though You might risk pulling the car inside itself if you get snagged on some space luggage in a lower orbit.

So you want to aim the portal. I wonder how much the gnomes would cost?

Its not racist first of all. Mexican isn't a race its a nationality. Secondly there is no point in losing your shit on him for making a joke on the internet.