I will never shit in a Taco Bell for fear it will become the beans.

or Want Wantcox

Tiger: [sheepishly walks up to hot babe]

Make America 8-8 again

What about bears? We’re supposed to get bears on Friday.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

*Rex Grossman wakes up from coma, looks around*

Ah yes, the summer wedding, the secret fear of all us sweaty men.

Because the government and the NFL have a long history, and it’s a matter of public health. Public Health and Commerce are two of it’s major functions. So they should concern themselves with this issue. Energy and Commerce is part of the legislative branch, while the Health Department is part of the executive branch.

“She’s done nothing. She’s done absolutely nothing to further the success of the middle class. She jumps on the backs of people who she wants to be dependent on government. She needs these people to be dependent on her.”

I second the disappointment in the quesalupa. For something that Taco Bell advertised all out for (someone who works for them said they bought five slots during the Super Bowl), it was basically a taco with a greasy shell and slightly more cheese. It is certainly no volcano burrito!

I’m sure she’ll grow up to eventually love the D.

Who is the person pictured in your GQ writers profile? That is not you. We have all seen you - you were on TV (sort of). Do they have some sort of GQ animation filter they put your picture through to increase the handsomeness to bare minimum GQ standards? Did you get to request the style of handsomeness they added…

I’m impressed and I’m someone who is very easily impressed.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

It’s about time Wisconsin produced an NFL caliber running back.