no. no. no. no. You see. Democrats have to take something, some version of medicare for all, that they have a serious amount of support for, then follow it up with decriminalizing the border, while also giving illegals free health care that you have support for. Stick to spor.....health care reform.

Given the general duration of memes in the public consciousness, I believe this is what the cool kids refer to as a “deep cut.”

I’d be running on health care reform as the key issue, were it me.

Friendship ended with Harry, now De Niro staffer is my best friend

I honestly don’t think that decriminalizing border crossings, while at the same time supporting free college and health insurance for illegals is going to resonate with your average voter. Reid is right on this. 

I know I’m basing my vote on who has proven they can beat Trump when it matters. That’s why I’m proud to put my support behind *glass shatters* STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

Gorgeous

Honest question: why?

Not enough stars

The only thing worse than mimicking an insult an eight-year old would give, is mimicking an eight-year old badly. “Donny Dictator” is right there, as is “Kim Jong Don”, and that’s just what I could come up with in thirty seconds. And I’m bad at this.

“Motherfucker won’t even accept my Farmville invitation!”

The reason everyone loves Trump is because he’s so online. Unlike Obama who would take center stage once in a blue moon to talk down to America, Trump just tells you whatever the hell is on his mind. Most people find this very, very refreshing.

People only get angry when they know they’re wrong.

“OMG, I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY’RE OUT OF THE GREYS! THEY DISAGREE WITH ME! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!”

Is it really Palestinian land?  

No, it is imperative we stand by Israel.  They are allies and our only like minded partner in the Middle East.  

Look at me!I learned how to cut and past today!!!!

I can’t explain any further because I must go masturbate my micro-penis.

Bees!