I welcome anyone who donated money for Swalwell’s bid for president, believing there was ever a chance that it’d come true, to reallocate their funds for my continuing bid to have sex with Kate Upton

Fuck this clown. Hes the only candidate I actively hated.

Yub Yub!

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Fuck that. Shoelaces are a part of the patriarchy.

We can all hate Trump (or even parades) and still admit that this isn’t purely an autocratic thing.

Truer words have never been said. 

Thank you for putting it all in perspective. I thought the whole debate scene was flawed at so many levels, not the least of which it all appeared contrived. I wouldn’t be surprised if WikiLeaks released scripts with director notes. (Kamala!  You broke in too soon with your racism remarks.  Joe!  You need to stutter a…

Pretty much what I’ve been saying for 20 years.  Successful, intelligent people, are too successful and intelligent to run for office.

If he’s cheating on his husband that’s gold Jerry

John Edwards had a coherent message

So they’re all using these kids as political props, but Pete gets shit for it because he didn’t do it from 3 feet off the ground.

I’ll be back later with some dumb troll comment. Right now my mommy is yelling at me to take out the garbage, and if I don’t I won’t get any jello after lunch.

Splinter: “NOBODY WANTS ANOTHER OLD WHITE MAN FOR PRESIDENT”

Only Bernie can jump through the hoops in a satisfying way.

This is why purity tests are 100% disingenuous bullshit.

Pecunia olet.

I really hope there is an official "Shame" parade somewhere in Middle America. All grey flags, no music, bunch of middle aged married couples holding hands but not eye contact. 

NAFTA placed Mexico on the same economic level with the US as Canada. If this isn’t the case, then the Mexico-US border should be more guarded anyway.

Reminder that there are at least 5 major population centers on the shortest route between El Salvador and Brownsville that this family could have lived in and been happy. There is a problem at the border because Mexico is more than happy to shuttle these immigrants through and neither major party wants to fix the…