Some.. BODY once told me that earworms were not a crime.

His Spotify account will be subpoenaed by the Senate and we will discover his love of Smashmouth and Barenaked Ladies. 

You’re doing a shit job

EVERYONE knows Bernie is right about everything (except he’s not totally great on race and sex) and they are either too greedy or too stupid to admit it.

Username checks out.

The elites opposed to Bernie are really shitty human beings. Their idea of a President is sexual creep/corporate shill Joe Biden. Really telling that conman asshole Mayor Buttchug is hanging out with them. Tells you what side he is on. Guess he isn’t progressive in the least. Looks more like a shill for the rich…

That’s a troll.  He could use some face rubbing.  

If people listen to Bernie they become fans of Bernie who will vote for Bernie.   Even right wingers you thought were lost.  

Starred for use of “haters and losers.”

God this moment was great - To all the haters and losers who thought Sanders going on Fox News was a mistake, he killed it tonight. 

I often seek legal and medical advice from bartenders, personally.

The old progressives are just cowards.

Call the Sandmen! Initiate the rite of Carrousel! Renewal! Renewal!

Everyone says that until they remember that they’re getting older too. 

Well, at least you’re getting the attention you need.

That’s why the new generation is so valuable.   The old progressives are just cowards.   None of them had courage enough to challenge Pelosi in a meaningful way.  

Remember when Clinton outspent him 2-1? Business hates uncertainty. Two years in it turns out he wasn’t that dangerous to the establishment after all.

Impassioned speeches about identity politics are worth more than actual progressive policies now. Just say the words and sound sincere. Then go fight for the 1%.

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.