It’s coming for Comcast too.

Now there’s a reference.

I loved Splinter and will miss it terribly.

I will honestly miss it.

I adore Splinter and am very sad that it’s over.

Part of the beauty of capitalism is that if you fuck up, fall behind the times, or fail to innovate, you eventually cease to exist.

Americans care about freedom more than safety. They’d rather get fucked up and drive fast and have backyard pools and available prescription drugs than save lives.

Alcohol absolutely facilitates violence. You drink it and suddenly want to break, beat, or steal something.

The question is about saving lives. If you care about saving lives, you should care less about mass shootings and more about run of the mill horrors that account for a massive body count.

Tons of fun shit we all enjoy is really, really dangerous.

Now that Splinter is dead, I finally have time to binge watch Ow My Balls.

My point remains: we’ve been asked for help, though it would be in our mutual self interest to assist, and gotten fucked multiple times.

Oh god, this is going to be another one of Billy’s semantical vortexes.

Twitter is to commentary what the grandstanding public hearing is to justice.

It’s rare that I feel this sentiment about internet comments but:

Claps should be between each word.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Scroll up dude.

Insults and suicide encouragement? She’s got a plan for that.

Sort of.