I come here for the sparkling commentary. I stay for the never-ending Kinja burns. Kinja is terrible. The new AV Club layout is an absolute disaster.

Well maybe if the theaters hadn’t switched to Kinja then people would still show up.

The people who might be drawn in to invade AVC from Jezebel and the like are the last fucking people in the world I’d care to hang with online. Unbearable and humorless and profoundly unwitty, though they all think themselves Wildean wits. They’re not, they’re pathetic. I was a persona on Gawker ten or twelve years…

If you’ve got Chrome, there’s an extension that was made for nesting Kinja comments to make it more readable like Disqus was. Unfornuately, I’m a Firefox user :(

So… projectors pointed at the existing, non-reflective theater walls.

This is pointless, you can get the same effect by sitting at the very front of the theater. Plus, you get a complimentary neck injury in return!

I keep telling you stupid, stupid theater chains: start policing your fucking auditoriums and throw out people who are on their fucking phones or are chatting away like they’re watching a movie in their living room.