This is my dream.

let me cry for these poor maligned millionaires.

“You’re gripped by the mythos of the 1976’s Gumball Rally.”

The tiniest violin isn’t small enough...

It’s the least we can do. Considering all that the Pentagon gets wrong with Vets and other topics, they get this right. Maybe you would feel different if you had a family member or friend that died in a foreign land and never even had dignity or being returned home for closure. It is a hell that haunts many to this…

If you walk straight out that door and take a hard left, you’ll get back to Gawker.

Methinks the bar is mighty low here.

Yes, properly-socialized-human qualities are good things! They make us attractive to others! Why this is worthy of gender specific praise, I am not quite sure. It pains me that “knowing the name of two of one’s friends” is considered sexy. Methinks the bar is mighty low here.

Millennial, but at the upper end. Most people start the generation in either the early or mid eighties. A better metric might be to ask what generation your parents are in. If your parents were Boomers, and your grandparents Greatest Generation then you’re a millennial.

We’re Millennials.

i have a question, if you're 28 what generation do you fall in?

Have you not been paying attention to this article?

Which commander in chief sent that Poseidon and its crew to spy on the new islands again to take all this footage we have? Remind me.

This ridiculous comparison keeps being brought out for no good reason whenever this subject comes up. Sally Field played Tom Hanks’ mother because in most of her scenes she needed to be young enough to play 8 year old Forrest’s mother. In the few scenes she has with adult Forrest, she has a ton of make up to make her…

Miata is always the answer.

Holy crap. That dude is so right. Providing examples of strong women in movies will help make more people think positively about strong women and want to see more movies with strong women.

One dude on Facebook was losing his tits because this movie is “social engineering” and it lured him in with DUDE STUFF like cars and explosions and if it does really well at the box office, it will mean more movies about strong women.

SOCIAL ENGINEERING.

CHARLIZE THERON HAS MENSTRUATED ALL OVER MY MASCULINITY.