This is my dream.

let me cry for these poor maligned millionaires.

“You’re gripped by the mythos of the 1976’s Gumball Rally.”

The tiniest violin isn’t small enough...

Fury Road is not a remake, it is a sequel.

It’s the least we can do. Considering all that the Pentagon gets wrong with Vets and other topics, they get this right. Maybe you would feel different if you had a family member or friend that died in a foreign land and never even had dignity or being returned home for closure. It is a hell that haunts many to this…

If you walk straight out that door and take a hard left, you’ll get back to Gawker.

Methinks the bar is mighty low here.

Yes, properly-socialized-human qualities are good things! They make us attractive to others! Why this is worthy of gender specific praise, I am not quite sure. It pains me that “knowing the name of two of one’s friends” is considered sexy. Methinks the bar is mighty low here.

Or you could just buy an Android phone that has a fully functional back button. I never realized that basic functionality is now an accessory point. What’s next, add on Volume buttons?

Millennial, but at the upper end. Most people start the generation in either the early or mid eighties. A better metric might be to ask what generation your parents are in. If your parents were Boomers, and your grandparents Greatest Generation then you’re a millennial.

We’re Millennials.

i have a question, if you're 28 what generation do you fall in?

Have you not been paying attention to this article?

Which commander in chief sent that Poseidon and its crew to spy on the new islands again to take all this footage we have? Remind me.

This ridiculous comparison keeps being brought out for no good reason whenever this subject comes up. Sally Field played Tom Hanks’ mother because in most of her scenes she needed to be young enough to play 8 year old Forrest’s mother. In the few scenes she has with adult Forrest, she has a ton of make up to make her…

Miata is always the answer.

CHARLIZE THERON HAS MENSTRUATED ALL OVER MY MASCULINITY.