Making an Inhumans series with *those* costumes is like turning up to an important meeting without any trousers on, although a better analogy would be a Superman costume without the "S". It all looks to unfinished. You just can't put *that* out there!

I'm thinking I should be able to get the joke here, but I'm not.

Well there has been a Lady Octopus.

Bendis isn't terrible at all, it's just that he's ubiquitous and that some of his work is less-than-satisfactory. Yes, he did Secret Invasion and Marvel NOW GotG, but he's also done things I love, like Secret War, Seige, Ultimate Spider-Man and post-Seige Avengers. When Bendis is good, he's really good.

"these way-past-their prime" - You don't listen to Iron Maiden much, do you?