The Onion Movie, of course.
Max Beerbong
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Ford was 35 when he made ANH, but I think he was playing Han as a few years younger at least. Not sure it's ever specified either way. The solo movie is said to take place roughly ten years earlier, so Ehrenreich should be playing him as around 25 at the oldest. As for Chewie, a wizard did it.
Yeah, these have been floating around for a long time already.
I love the sexy slither of a lady snake.
Upset that I had to scroll this far down to see this. Imagine if they'd reduced their numbers from 420 to 69… hell yeah!
The Sam Crow era was a dark time in American history, not sure the climate's right.
The AV Club
Guess he's been… fyred. Bet he doesn't think this event… Ja-Rules. He's probably going to… prison.
The weirdest pop culture-alluding name from the original series, to me, was always Dick Tremayne. The name's borrowed from a supporting character in the Saint novels by Leslie Charteris but as far as I can figure there are no thematic or narrative connections between the two series or even a suggestion that Lynch is a…
Iron Man is Spider-Man's dad.
Kris Jr. Krisjunior
Well I feel like the whispers were Sunday, but Sunday's been and gone and we're still here, so now we're living on borrowed time. Could be any day!
But tomorrow we might be damned to Kinja so nobody would be able to comment on it. Take what you can get while you can get it.
I didn't know Trish Sie was taking over for this one. The dance sequences should look great then even if nothing else in the film works. I won't ever find out, but, y'know… that'll be nice for people.
Murder, Inc.
I loved that show, it just felt so real.
It definitely didn't. Even though it was just for its makeup, its makeup was also terrible.
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