I wished the same thing with Kevin Conroy dubbing over Bale’s husky Batman voice

Will I wake up for the next 30 years in a cold sweat after seeing this movie too?

Oh! My!! Gawd!!!!!

This is just amazing.

Cue a Marylin Manson cover song for your slow motion.

Slo-mo fetish type shots of the crowbar, with shots of the blood hitting the ground.

He still hasn’t answered the important question: Why does Robin wear armored hot pants instead of, you know, pants?

or maybe Zack Snyder will just make a Robin snuff film

Bitter Flood Cake is the name of my new band.

Sounds like he and Luke Skywalker have lots in common. They should get together for some rock stacking and moping.

When you think about it, your explanation actually makes MORE sense than what was shown.

There’s nothing to be said. It was the most infuriating 6 minutes of football. Not as a Chiefs fan (since I’m not), but just as a football fan. What the fuck was going on? No one acted like it was a big deal. There was no sense of urgency.

I like that they’re diving into Ravenloft. Shows they’re not afraid to take 5e into places the D&D rules haven’t spent a lot of time on in the recent past.

Captain Max bringing those sweet strains of Lovecraft.

That’s the spirit.

And replace the two rockets or flames or whatever it’s shooting with two naked drunk chicks.