How about the version from the stop-motion animation?

My ruined sleep as a child says otherwise.

Alfred: Master Bruce, that stolen lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face and she says she can’t go to hospital because she’s, quote, “tripping balls.”

do you want bats?

Thank you for that, I just started laughing so hard I cried.

No Bruce is moonlighting as Magic Mike...

“Alfred, grill me a cheese".

Magnum P.I.?

I noticed that too!

‘Came’. Heh-heh. PHRASING!

No, it’s Randy.

I would buy this comic.

I want H. Jon Benjamin to voice act every Batman ever.

YUP I thought the same.

Barbara. Barbara. BARBARAAAAA!

He’s just trying to deal with his own death by becoming a pirate king, BUT I GUESS THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK.

He doesn´t want to get into a DANGER ZONE!

I would pay ludicrous amounts of money to see Archer as Batman.

Uh, no that’s Randy, duh! They look completely different.