Controversial opinion time:

I'm pretty sure he does, too.

Meanwhile, hot dog manufacturers throughout the South Bronx wait patiently for their lips-and-asshole man to get back in business.

He definitely killed that guy. I mean he got caught smoking pot in college. Connect the dots.

"THIS IS HOOMANAWANUI... I'M IN THE WHITE AUDI WITH HERNANDEZ... NO, IT'S H-O-O...M-A-N... YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS GODDAMMIT!"