various beloved game studios folded (perhaps, but not provably, due to piracy)

Been through that exact thing. She knew where I stood from day 1, but apparently I’m the asshole because she wanted more.

There is a not insignificant percentage of women who will swear up and down that they are 100% onboard for a FWB relationship only to blow up when it becomes painfully obvious that the man is only interested in a FWB relationship. 

You should edit this and/or publish a companion piece mentioning the phone OS that the other 85% of the world uses.

Here in Poland through Eurosport and other venues it’s honestly fine and always was.

Ahh yes “we did it this way, so it’s the best!”. You know, we could make working lower paying jobs not a complete shitshow. You can learn good skills and a work ethic without being treated and paid like shit.

“How dare you not settle for working part-time at minimum wage, all so that I can shove a burger in my fat fucking gob!” -AngryBob-VA, probably

There are some jobs that are made unreasonably difficult by the manager’s chronic short-staffing, to save a buck. No one should have to pick up a whole garbage can full of muck because you’re the only one (male) on duty. That’s dangerous. Many years ago, my mother and brother came to the restaurant where I was…

Add Jameela Jamil as Romana and have the whole thing run by Michael Schur. 

“a minority male, leaning towards black.”

It implies it was ours by right.  An attitude that sums up everything wrong with America.

All her teammates strongly supported her decision. When you care about your teammates, you care about their well-being as well as the work they contribute to your the team. None of those young ladies wanted to see simone suffer or injure herself for a medal. They value simone biles the person, not just simone biles…

I can’t imagine the pressure Simone was feeling. To be labeled the greatest of all time must be a blessing and an absolute curse. This is a huge step for Elite gymnastics though. The fact that she felt comfortable enough to withdraw is progress in the right direction. Not long ago, she might’ve been too scared of the…

The only reason culture wars are dumb is because only side is actively belligerent and hostile. All the rest of us did was grow our hair too long, or had the temerity to not be born hetero.

Make a sauce of mayo, mustard, and a little pickle juice. Let it sit for a day or two for maximum flavor.

I will repeat, as I often must, that people who are dismissive of the recent seasons aren’t paying attention. Every season has multiple strong episodes. Has it lost a step? Sure, because it’s not 1994 anymore—4 of the first 5 episodes of Season 5 would be the best episode of any other animated program (and the fifth…

I can’t really argue you with on the technical merits, but to me, EVH is such a wanker that he deserves to get knocked out of these types of lists. And I mean “wanker” in the musical sense, not just personality-wise. Christ, if I meant personality-wise we wouldn’t have two musicians to slot next to each other.

Eric Clapton just isn’t the type of guy to inject dangerous, untested substances into his body.

I think Top Secret is a whole that isn’t quite the sum of its best parts. It’s certainly not the all-time classic that Airplane was, but I will give ZAZ a bonus multiplier for using really bizarre inspiration. I mean, even in the early ‘80s, who would’ve thought to use Elvis movies as a template?

I think it’s more like just don’t take advice from tiktok. Ideas maybe, for research and investigation, but not advice.