Lavar Burton or cancel!!!!

I think people are hung up on the idea that Rick is the “main character”, much like the rabid fans who see him as an aspirational figure. That’s why people keep regarding his toxic cynicism as the show’s thesis, even with author-insert characters like Doctor Wong practically shouting at the camera that you’re not…

You’re done with Rick and Morty to the extent that you’ll continue to show up to every AV Club post about it to comment on how problematic it is and how morally superior you are for not watching it.

Because it’s entirely pointless and every single one is a vanity project costing billions.

They don't care about you either

You’ve got eternity to celebrate your eternal bond, you have like 5 minutes of your life with Jeff Goldblum tops, come on Dougie Downer.

You must be fun at the weddings you don't believe in. 

“She impulsively yelled out his name, which the Brooklynite says is uncharacteristic, and “without thinking. Like, I never do that. I’m a consummate professional. I don’t even bother celebrities on the street ever.””

But there’s a region of Europe where the cultures tend to have similar values and the pop culture and media crosses the borders. That’s what people mean when they speak of Europe as a monolith.
It’s similar to how people refer to the United States as America, even though there’s three other countries in the continent…

Then maybe you should take your online commenting time and instead devote that to taking up education reform or growing the pacifist movement.

You sound like you would be fun at parties.

As the guy whose drink we all spit in

They kind of have to. Because unlike comic book characters, actors age.

The only thing that pairs well with MMM is a dial-up modem.

This motherfucker looks like he’s about to hold Gotham hostage with a machine that turns people into lemurs. 

Where would I find such an article, in the Strawman Journal?

With muted colour tones! And Leonard Cohen! 

Hack filmmaker gets his Star Wars spec script rejected, goes on to make half-assed rippoff of Star Wars (and its sources.) Fanboys lose their shit because they’re idiots.

“Save... Mothma”

I’d love to see you try and get a horse to “carry your ass around” a jumping course. I’m seeing your ass on the ground before or during the first jump.

Considering my grandparents fed me and my brothers a steady, Cheerios-based diet during every visit, this was the most realistic part of the movie for me and I never questioned it.