Every time I see Sally Cohn’s smug expression I can hear a asshole pucker in my head.

Also, she looks like a half finished clone of Rachel Maddow.

Kris: Don’t worry so much. The soul siphoning process is quick and when it’s over I promise that we will go for ice cream.

That’s fine if he can be a good sport about it. He should be. If he’s going to make it his thing to go after people like that, then its only fair for people to be able to go after him too. And damn is this dude roastable.

Michael Rappaport looks like rancid Mayonnaise given human form.

Meanwhile, Leslie Jones is at the Olympics living her best life. Proof that there is some justice in the world. Eat shit, Milo! (I assume that’s what in those pills.)

I married my husband after like 9 months of dating. WE JUST KNEW?

Since SJP is Exec Producer and Star of the show, it says something that a costar and employee was able to successfully remain on the show in spite of such a long personal divide between them.

I for one can’t wait to see Christopher Plummer in Deadpool 2.

what fucking troll planet is that a 6 on

The Wall’s coming down. It has plot point written all over it—particularly in the books. It exists to come down.

This is an attempted Banks robbery.

I’m going to keep writing this until it absorbs into everyone that sees my comments.

Ivanka is a literary pilot fish. She’s living off the scraps of much better and thoughtful writers who did all the work for her.

So in other words, if a tree falls on Trump and nobody is there to see it, the bear will still shit in the woods?

Well, the important thing is, you were mad online about a fictional universe.

You are surprisingly not far off, considering nobody in the comments has mentioned the early parts of the episode.

In that last book where she eats the berries and gets the shits while on her camping trip with Drogon, she also gets her period and it says she can’t remember the last time she had it. I think this might indicate whatever spell that was on her has wore off and she can have kids, or maybe GRRM just wanted to make clear…

Mirra Maz Durr (i don’t know the fucking spelling) cursed her or poisoned her or some shit so she will never have children again.

He really wants to get to the bottom of this thing, you guys, but he hasn’t gotten around to looking into why people are so upset over the “documentary,” and this is not at all contradictory.

As someone who has been ghosted by a man whose kinja username I know and have seen posting.... It’s really hard to keep it in. There’s something about being ghosted that makes you feel a little crazy. It really messes with you and I can’t even number the amount of times I have wanted to snarkily reply to a post I saw…