That’s fine if he can be a good sport about it. He should be. If he’s going to make it his thing to go after people like that, then its only fair for people to be able to go after him too. And damn is this dude roastable.

Michael Rappaport looks like rancid Mayonnaise given human form.

Meanwhile, Leslie Jones is at the Olympics living her best life. Proof that there is some justice in the world. Eat shit, Milo! (I assume that’s what in those pills.)

I married my husband after like 9 months of dating. WE JUST KNEW?

Since SJP is Exec Producer and Star of the show, it says something that a costar and employee was able to successfully remain on the show in spite of such a long personal divide between them.

I for one can’t wait to see Christopher Plummer in Deadpool 2.

what fucking troll planet is that a 6 on

This is an attempted Banks robbery.

I’m going to keep writing this until it absorbs into everyone that sees my comments.

Ivanka is a literary pilot fish. She’s living off the scraps of much better and thoughtful writers who did all the work for her.

So in other words, if a tree falls on Trump and nobody is there to see it, the bear will still shit in the woods?

He really wants to get to the bottom of this thing, you guys, but he hasn’t gotten around to looking into why people are so upset over the “documentary,” and this is not at all contradictory.

As someone who has been ghosted by a man whose kinja username I know and have seen posting.... It’s really hard to keep it in. There’s something about being ghosted that makes you feel a little crazy. It really messes with you and I can’t even number the amount of times I have wanted to snarkily reply to a post I saw…

Cruz’s smile is that of an inquisitor as he asks the questions that, no matter how you answer, will lead to the stake ...

The top half of his face looks like it’s thinking about fucking the bottom.

Crepiest motherfucker to ever run. And I say that having witnessed multiple runs by Santorum and Huckabee abd Bachmann.