Pence will actually be the president of Trump wins. Or rather, he’ll have control over domestic and foreign policy, with Trump taking care of more important matters like starting Twitter battles with foreign government officials and delivering speeches where he implies that he is going to withdraw from NATO or strike…

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

He looks like a weather-beaten, middle-aged toddler.

I hope that doesn't pop up after each stop light.

All of this is gonna lead to the creation of one great article to read at some point in the near future.

While getting drunk at a bar in downtown Puyallup, WA I took over a gym using a 20cp Horsea. Across the bar I heard someone loudly say “A fucking Horsea?!”

Hillary should have picked Bernie Sanders. But her people have likely told her, “The VP choice doesn’t matter.” Well it does, it always does and Bernie would have cut Trump’s supporters by half and moved them to Hillary. And as long as Hillary avoids an open motorcade on Main Street in Burlington VT she would have…

Hillary just lost the 2016 election for president of the United States. Too bad for you Hillary you visionless hack you. Any hope we had has now been deep fried in a vat of mediocrity. I’m staying in Paris.

Another tip for throwing Pokéballs at tricky creatures: they are easiest to catch just after they try to resist (you know, like when they lunge at you, or swat the ball away) . So hold your finger on the ball until they make their move, and THEN throw it. I've had really good luck with this.

Is this one of those “breakup boxes” ?

What a time to be alive!

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

The problem with the Needle/Haystack approach is that, statistically speaking, we really need to just focus on the shiny objects to find the Needles, but the American Needles Liberties Union and Council on American-Needle Relations won’t really allow us to “profile” needles like that, so we sift through a bunch of…

*snerk* Now imagining the meltdown caused by the headline “Trump Mocked Mercilessly By Kenyan Nun”! Oh, he’d be busy cutting donations to the entire Catholic Church just to get back at that one nun....

The Washington Post pointed out about two weeks ago that Trump has claimed to have donated $102M to charity over the last ten years, but they were unable to find a record of ANY personal donations by him. Instead, there were many “gifts” to charity of rounds of golf by courses owned by Trump and similar “donations,”…

“I never said six!”

lol DRAMA cluuuuuuub

It reminds me of when I did theatre in college and every show, without fail, at least one couple would emerge during the course of the production—and then crumble very dramatically months later.

thank you

Right? The Obamas & Crew are adorable, the Queen & Harry are adorable, and the Obamas are leaving soon and I AM NOT OKAY WITH IT.