An Italian kid from Long Island using that kind of language? COLOR ME SHOCKED.

What we saw from the cook was about 10 years of pent up rage from serving spoiled brat college kids lunch every damn day.

“You don’t get to touch my boss.” This man is getting a raise. A $0.35/hr raise.

Well, colour me surprised.

At least it wasn’t a man bun.

Chicken hates the metric system. It was spiteful.

Chicken hates the metric system. It was spiteful.

I know it’s cool to pick on Cutler and all that, but he was playing really well this year. And it could be worse, we could have Andrew Luck as a QB this year. He’s turning the ball over at a record pace.

Back and forth. Forever.

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It’s a shitty reverse. Like this

2015 AFC SOUTH PARTICIPANT

They won’t be able to repeat as AFC Finalists if they keep this up.

Classism ain’t cool either, bro.

Liar! In reality this is video from Young Republican Election Night 2012.

Anybody that wears a bow tie to a football game deserves to be sad

I haven't seen a Longhorn that confused about what to do since Vince Young took the Wonderlic.

It’s cool, my aunt is retarded and she signed off on it.

Here’s one of the money quotes from an earlier piece in the Fargo Forum about the idiots wanting the old nickname:

Or Clitorises.

The North Dakota Fuck South Dakota entry was disqualified.