...and Minnesota was missing Joseph, Harrison and Barr, so.

The only way to support the Vikings is to expect them to fail. That way they can’t disappoint you! It’s like watching a puppy walk up stairs, if he makes it yay! If he falls down is not surprising!

If you’re into amateur porn, this is the site for you.

What kind of sicko pays for porn?

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

So pretty much the bartender is stealing from the bar? If I ordered it, I have no problem paying for it. If anything, I rather the bartender take their time making cocktails properly and pouring beer properly.

The Browns have been lying to people for years about being an actual NFL team so they should get off their high horse.

It’s okay Drew. You know who else doesn’t like Turkey? Russia.

The movie features three, count ‘em, THREE montages. Each one a classic.

Also, I coached a Pop Warner team for a couple years from the south end of Miami-Dade county, rough neighborhood but a bit country. When we played kids from the city, these hardscrabble kids were scared to get off the bus. The fans of the opponents would verbally threaten the kids, flash pistols tucked in their…

A Story Untold for your consideration:

John Wayne Gacy: A Clown’s Tale

“Bruce Campbell as Ronald Reagan” may be the ultimate casting choice. The scenes where Reagan is comparing his MOVIE about war stories to actual war stories is solid fucking gold.

And it looked to me like Joyner started his movement to hit Bridgewater after Bridgewater already started to slide. So, pretty dirty.

Wonder how much the bounty was...

Who is Shane Matthews?

Absolutely disgusting, but what do you expect from a Gregg Williams defense?

You’re welcome, son. Now go play in traffic like a good little boy.

One note: If you find yourself in this situation more than a couple times a month (or ever, depending on where you work), you’re probably doing something wrong. You should probably re-evaluate your life choices before you find yourself forced to seek out new employment. I would love to be in my early 20’s again and be…

Three words: Paid Time Off.