I can't stand listening to this here
because your video is torture to my ears
so you don't have to think or wonder why
Denpa groups are a fucking thorn in my side
Wish they were just a mirage
I'm tellin all y'all they make my brain hemmorage

Man. That's really impressive. What a great job.

I'd do it, but I'd just give potential clients the dry heaves after looking at me, so it'd be tough to drum up business.

You know what? I am. I am happy. So there.

I will pay someone $10/hour to attend social events with me and push would-be huggers to the ground.

I remember an article in the pre-Nintendo Power publication they put out, "The Nintendo Fun Club Newsletter." Over time it got to be a fancyish magazine kinda thing, but the first few issues seemed like something they ran off on the office copier – I've seen indie zines with equal or better production value.

Whatever man, those secret handshakes aren't gonna learn themselves.

You know, I am basically the president and chairman of Team Rise (all Rise all the time) – but on Christmas, I went Yukiko. I don't know why. Chie's got spunk and Galactic Punt, but you don't want Galactic Punt in a relationship and she feels more like Best Pal material.

Some kid on the Something Awful forums has been drawing this ongoing ultraviolent comic strip about video game characters killing Internet trolls.

Wow. I think it's actually better, and I didn't like the Evolution version.

The website says Aura Kingdom.

Ah, sadly, the folks who need these instructions likely don't understand flowcharts either.

Actually there was a board game called Dragon Quest here in the States, so they changed it for copyright reasons.

You also have to live in the right area. Where I live, there's maybe 20 people in the area across OKCupid, Match and POF. So the choices are pretty sparse.

So, Craigslist, then?

GOT. DAMN.

I tried this once, not too long ago, and had the complete opposite experience. It was part of a debate over whether or not it's decent to respond to messages or just delete them – I held the position that even a copy/pasted "Thanks, but no thanks" was better than just ignoring someone who is committing the grave sin…

Heh, man. To this day I can't believe a phone sex line was in a cartoon on Nickelodeon.

Seconding this. Of course, the character with a gun was bullshit, what a stupid boss that was.