"Ugh, like, are you even LISTENING?"

A Mario & Luigi where they're old men has the potential to be hilarious. It wouldn't have to be the entire time.

Why is Frank West wrestling a manly lady in a rose garden?

If 'Ringu' had used the whole 'found footage' trope then I could at least understand the argument, but even then that doesn't really hold up. Honestly it just looked cheap. I realize Tokyo doesn't have the same kind of film industry we have in Hollywood, but they didn't even TRY.

Alright.

Yeah. Though in a still like that, with the mouth all open and agape, he kinda looks like a really terrible and filthy blow up doll, and that takes a lot of the scary out of it.

Ugh. The corpses in The Ring, and the weird, animalistic way Samara moved give me chills to this day. I loved the movie, but I can not watch it just because I know those parts are coming.

***Japanophile spotted***

The Ring was an almost shot-for-shot remake of 'Ringu', except grislier (Sadako's victims were just frozen in fear, but they all just looked like someone told them to mime shouting, or maybe the Joker came to town – Samara left her victims all drowny/bloaty/wrinkly) and it made of film effects…

This straight up does not work on my iPhone 5, there is nothing I can do to make it accept the update. iTunes continually complains that it can't read my device, and the process stops there. Oh well!

Auto-tune or not she is stunning.

I came here expecting Green Lantern jokes.

Most FFs were sleepers for me past VI, though I loved Tactics and XII had the same pedigree, (damaged by executive decision making and weird focus testing/expectations) but beyond that, I am not optimistic for the future of the franchise. XV looks terrible, to me, and too much of a departure – if I wanted an action…

Good grief! Sally Brown is a terrible mother!

oh my god get out of here giant baby

oh my god this picture

I got a good laugh out of MINING TOOL in the trailer. If nothing else I dig their sense of humor.

I dunno, I think Superman could take some pretty spectacular photos, all things considered. And Thor, well, y'know, the whole other dimension thing – I can see that working out to create some interesting photos.

I'm not arguing that the X-Men movies are great movies. The first one, I thought, was entertaining (mostly insofar as to see a big budget X-Men movie) and the second one was... well, a sequel to the first one. The third one was garbage through and through, though. Let's be honest though. Most X-costumes look…

Ok, well first X-Men was one of the first of the new wave of comic book movies, so complaining that it happens all the time exists on dodgy footing – and it's silly to judge a movie based on what other movies do anyway.