And the sun rises every morning.

Horrific as fuck, but isn't that a bit much? I guess Kyrie is pretty young, but its just a bad leg break

My first thought was "he must have been a totally hardcore HOCKEY PLAYER growing up!!!!!", but then I realized....well, you know.

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No pants on him either.

After he got his hand cut off, when Luke would masturbate, did he consider both hands "the stranger"?

I'm sure you know a ton of people in pga circles. So many ballers amongst us commenters.

God dammit. I thought this was an 8 ball.

BASKETBALL PLAYER: Man, why the fuck would I tell these muh' fuckas this shit?

So do they count the diving team under swimming or soccer?

You should change your handle to background noise.

Though Lester and JaMarcus Russell do share a love for fried chicken.

Does that constitute 30 of the 18 most underrated?

Tucker had "thick and slurred" speech and "watery and bloodshot" eyes, according to the report, and the officer detected a "powerful" alcohol odor as he interviewed Tucker.

Deadspin: "We're slightly different than TMZ!"

"Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is Super Extreme DUI!"

Your love for boston lager and disdain for every other sam adams beer makes me question your credibility as a beer critic.

big difference between acquiring a minority stake in a reputable brewery and just inventing a fake craft brand out of thin air. Besides, I don't think a beer de facto sucks just based on its ownership. I still like Goose Island, for instance, because it, like Widmer, started out as a real brewery. Blue Moon was a…

I had a Cherry Wheat last week and it was fucking disgusting. I couldn't tell if I was drinking a beer or someone's cough syrup flavored vomit.

Wilt Chamberlain, in a very narrow sense of the word battered?